Okay, RLY. Just went through
slutrick mmrs and saw a STEPHEN-FUCKING-COLBERT/PATRICK-FUCKING-STUMP fic and decided that a STEPHEN-FUCKING-COLBERT PORN fic with either PATRICK STUMP or JON STEWART (cause the christmas special is based off their love life most hilar.).
And! In return, you shall get +gazillion internet points or my not-born-yet children.